rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

lemonysnicketlibrary:

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lemonysnicketlibrary:

Dear Eyewitness,

If you are looking at this on purpose, welcome.  Crucial information regarding Lemony Snicket’s new book series, All The Wrong Questions, including the newest volume, “Shouldn’t You Be In School?”, can be found by following this secret tumblr.

This information is for authorized use only and should only be reblogged by those with internet access.

If you are reading this by accident, there is nothing to see here.  Move along. Perhaps you’ll find something of interest by clicking any of these links:

Barnes & Noble | Indiebound | iBooks

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

by my dash topics, i think everyone’s having a terrible monday

so if that’s you and you’re reading this, i hope your tuesday’s much better

elisabethhewer:

Five things to remember when a horrid day is beating you into the ground:

  1. Trees grow outwards, rings upon rings. Allow yourself to spread that quietly. One day you’ll look back and be astonished by how far you’ve come.
  2. We power our lives with the remains of dinosaurs. People will remind you that the dinosaurs are dead but I think it’s pretty cool that there’s enough life in them to give you a shower hot enough to burn.
  3. You’ll have a lot of chances to start again. It’s okay to never take them.
  4. Some scientists figured out how to play god with genes and out of all the endless possibilities available to them they decided to make rabbits glow in the dark.
  5. You are stars and sea and your heritage stretches back to the very first life form. Never believe that you are nothing.

greekinevitability:

The cutest thing you’ll ever see.

  1. guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  2. me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  3. world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]